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PEPITO

The husband returned from mass, enters the house running and goes to the wife.

With a big smile to hug her up tenderly in his arms and dance with her in the air around all the furniture in the house.

- But what the Father said in the sermon, I asked her husband, "said the couple had to be more affectionate with their wives?

- No - replied the husband -

- Father said we had to carry our sorrows with joy and jubilation.

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RETIRED THREE CURES

Three retired old men to talk about how they sleep:

The 1st says
- I do crossword puzzles. until I get tired and fall asleep.

The 2nd says:
- I see novels until I get tired and then I fall asleep.

The 3rd says:
- I masturbate ...

And asked about the other two old amazed:

- what are you for?

- No, but I get tired and fall asleep ...